10 Hilarious Mother’s Day Quotes to Brighten Any Mom’s Day  

Mother’s Day is tomorrow and giving yourself or your mom a good laugh is the best gift of all! Being a mom is best done with a measure of humor, so here are 10 hilarious Mother’s Day quotes to brighten any mom’s day!   

1.) “It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.” - Stephanie McMaster

2.) “It’s not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” – Betty White

3.) “Did you know, when kids go to bed, you can hear yourself think again? I sound fabulous.” – Paige Kellerman

4.) “I want my kids to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” - Phyllis Diller

5.) “Being a mom has made me really tired and so happy.” – Tina Fey

6.) “You may not have candy for breakfast. Now finish your Pop tart.” – Laney Griner

7.) “Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them.” – Jenny McCartney

8.) “Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry and eating all the Fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don’t have to.” – Kelly Oxford

9.) The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.” – Heather Armstrong

10.) Happy Mother’s Day, mom! (And while I have you, quick apologies for ages 13-21.) – Anonymous

Happy Mother’s Day from The Russo Team!

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